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    SNOWMAN     We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….   8:00 am: I made a snowman.   8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.   8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.   8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.   8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.   8:22 - The transgender man /  woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts .   8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.   8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.   8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.   8:3...

  The Donut Law   At this time, you are finding yourself in the presence of a specialist.  Specialists know a lot about everything and much more.  We know that you think you know everything already but if you stick around long enough, you might just pick up a few things and learn that you know nothing.  If you think that this comes free, you are terribly mistaken.  Walking amongst us is a privilege and comes at a high price which some have thought to be not worth paying.  These people are either are not with us anymore, or are shunned and taunted until their life is a living hell. We are offering you a chance of acquiring a vast amount of knowledge and maybe in time a chance to call yourself a “specialist” too by abiding by the “Donut Law”. It will take time, dedication, hard labor and a humble and respectful attitude.  If you think you cannot handle this, be aware because the eyes of the “specialists” are upon you.   When to bu...