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    SNOWMAN     We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….   8:00 am: I made a snowman.   8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.   8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.   8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.   8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.   8:22 - The transgender man /  woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts .   8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.   8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.   8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.   8:3...