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 Wed 8 Jan 92  1:46 By: Don Allen To: All Re: Emoticons collection ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Found on the Internet: ---------------------- !-(     black eye !-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth." !.'v    (profile) flat top #-)     partied all night #:-)    for people whose hair is in a mess #:-o    "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [Lynn Gold, figmo@lll-crg] #:o+=   Betty Boop $$      for academic jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>] $$$     for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>] $$$$    for people starting up their own company $-)     won big at Las Vegas $-)     won the lottery $-)     yuppie %')     after drinking a fifth for lunch %*@:-(  hung over %*}     very drunk [jeanette@randvax] %+{     lost a fight %-(I)   laughing out loud %-)     Elephant man %-)     after staring at the terminal for 36 hours %-)     broken glasses %-) 

 1. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what     happens when you turn on the headlights?  2. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack     it in?  3. Why are there Braille signs on drive‑up ATM's?  4. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a     pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?  5. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?  6. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?  7. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before     getting out of the water?       8. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with     sushi?       9. What's another word for synonym?      10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill     himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their     picket signs? 12. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from