Funny One Liners
1. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of
light, what
happens when you turn on the headlights?
2. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what
do you pack
it in?
3. Why are there Braille signs on drive‑up
ATM's?
4. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of
glasses, and a
pair of earrings, why don't they wear a
pair of bras?
5. How come you never hear about gruntled
employees?
6. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all
gifts free?
7. After eating, do amphibians have to wait
one hour before
getting out of the water?
8. If white wine goes with fish, do white
grapes go with
sushi?
9. What's another word for synonym?
10. If someone
with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage
situation?
11. When sign
makers go on strike, what is written on their
picket signs?
12. Where do
forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
13. Why isn't
there mouse flavored cat food?
14. Why are
builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes
don't have a row 13, but book publishers
aren't afraid
to have a Chapter 11?
15. How can there
be self help groups?
16. Why do you
need a driver's license to buy liquor when
you can't drink and drive?
17. Why are
cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there?
18. Why are there
interstate highways in Hawaii?
19. Why is it
that when you transport something by car, its
called a shipment, but when you transport something by
ship, its called cargo?
20. Why do we
play in recitals and recite in plays?
21. Why isn't
phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
22. Where are
Preparations A through G?
23. Are there
seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
24. If knees were
backwards, what would chairs look like?
23. When you open
a new bag of cotton balls, are you
supposed to throw the top one away?
24. When your pet
bird sees you reading the newspaper, does
he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at
carpeting?
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