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    SNOWMAN     We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….   8:00 am: I made a snowman.   8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.   8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.   8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.   8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.   8:22 - The transgender man /  woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts .   8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.   8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.   8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.   8:3...

  I will assume by conspiracy the Bush administration was behind the attack. For those that do not know it is a popular theory in the US that the Bush administration was behind the 9/11 attacks. They used them as justification to start the wars they wanted. And on the surface the evidence is super compelling- that is until you really look into it. Let’s go through the big pieces of evidence 1 by 1 and debunk them. #1: Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams The theory is laid out pretty clearly in the meme. Jet fuel does not burn hot enough to melt steel so it couldn’t have been the cause of the collapse. The big problem with this theory is that it was never claimed that jet fuel fires causing the beams to melt was to blame. The Twin Towers were built with a few long building tall beams connected by multiple cross beams. What happens when you heat steel to a lower temp than it’s melting temp? It turns red and weakens. Putting steel into a heat of 1500F is more than enough to cause structu...