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 1. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what     happens when you turn on the headlights?  2. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack     it in?  3. Why are there Braille signs on drive‑up ATM's?  4. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a     pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?  5. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?  6. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?  7. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before     getting out of the water?       8. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with     sushi?       9. What's another word for synonym?      10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill     himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their     picket signs? 12. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from

I.       Albert Einstein arrives at a VCA party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man  answers, "241."  "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"       Next Albert introduces himself to a businesswoman and asks, "What is  your IQ?" She sez: 125 or so.  Responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"       Albert goes to a person in a big hat and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."  Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?" II. A lady in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just  broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officers explains that