Free beer!

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 BBS: Close Encounters/UFO

Date: 06-03-96 (18:01)             Number: 7173

From: DON ALLEN                    Refer#: NONE

  To: ALL                           Recvd: NO  

Subj: Free beer!                     Conf: (22) FIDO UFO I

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* Forwarded from FLAME

* Originally By: Nighthawk

* Originally To: All

* Originally Re: Free beer!

* Originally Dated: Sunday June 02 1996 11:13

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over

the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.


Bartender:  "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of

pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face

while doing it.  SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore

tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.  THIRD, there's

a woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm.  You gotta make things

right for her.


Man:  Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it.  You

have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get

crazier from there.


Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez

zat teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands,

and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.


Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear

the most frightning roaring and thumping, then silence.


The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and

big scratches all over his body.


"Now," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"


... Constant tinkering buggers things up.


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